{"product_id":"for-the-hostess-with-the-fucking-mostest-wine-bag-1","title":"FOR THE HOSTESS WITH THE FUCKING MOSTEST WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHE HOSTS. YOU BRING THE BOOZE. EVERYONE WINS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the woman who throws a damn good party, keeps everyone’s glass full, and somehow manages to put up with all of your shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eOur \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor the Hostess with the Fucking Mostest Wine Bag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is the perfect way to say thanks for the food, the drinks, and the questionable decisions that inevitably follow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a retro-inspired design with pops of turquoise, pink, and gold, this bag turns an ordinary bottle of wine into a hostess gift that’s anything but ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for dinner parties, girls’ nights, housewarmings, birthdays, and anyone who deserves a little recognition for being the fucking mostest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause showing up empty-handed is rude. Showing up with wine and attitude? That’s how you get invited back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReusable white fabric wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNatural-colored rope drawstring closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature retro-inspired graphic design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned to hold a standard 750 mL wine bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLightweight, reusable, and perfect for gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Hostesses, best friends, dinner parties, housewarmings, girls’ nights, and anyone who knows how to throw a fucking good party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67981458276595,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/7FA4ABD4-3ABE-477F-93D2-694B6B1B34BF2.png?v=1792857268","url":"https:\/\/subtlefux.com\/products\/for-the-hostess-with-the-fucking-mostest-wine-bag-1","provider":"Subtle FUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}