{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-wine-bag","title":"FESTIVE AS FUCK HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDeck the halls. Pour the wine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the ones who take their holiday spirit seriously but their behavior? Not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBring a little extra attitude to your Christmas parties, hostess gifts, and festive celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause subtle isn’t really our thing. Especially at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Festive as Fuck” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974411485427,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/FDE4FA3E-D7AE-4A76-9338-6FC6D16D1E412.png?v=1792813869","url":"https:\/\/subtlefux.com\/products\/festive-as-fuck-wine-bag","provider":"Subtle FUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}