{"title":"The Dirty Bird Collection","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree birds. Zero fux given.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThanksgiving just got a whole lot less innocent. Meet The Dirty Bird Collection… a trio of wine bags serving up sarcasm, a splash of attitude, and absolutely no holiday filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and bringing a little inappropriate humor to the Thanksgiving table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGood wine. Bad manners. Zero fux given.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes all three reusable white wine gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThree exclusive Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGobble Till You Wobble\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTime to Get Basted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLet’s Get Plucked Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and holiday gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree bags. One perfectly inappropriate Thanksgiving.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"time-to-get-basted-wine-bag","title":"TIME TO GET BASTED THANKSGIVING WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSome traditions are worth keeping.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eTurkey in the oven. Wine in your hand. Absolutely no plans to behave. This isn’t your average Thanksgiving gift bag, and that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBring the wine. We’ll bring the bad influence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Time to Get Basted” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and holiday gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974167789811,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/CFBA7D00-4651-4FB9-8F02-368787207056.png?v=1792809086"},{"product_id":"gobble-till-you-wobble-wine-bag","title":"GOBBLE TILL YOU WOBBLE THANKSGIVING WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet’s get this bird started.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThanksgiving is all about good food, questionable family conversations, and a little too much wine. Forget the boring gift bag. Show up with something that brings the laughs before the first cork is popped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause subtle isn’t really our thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Gobble Till You Wobble” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and holiday gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974168969459,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/D19EA5C8-057B-48A4-9958-827BB4CB5C1C2.png?v=1792809785"},{"product_id":"the-dirty-bird-collection","title":"THE THANKFUL AS FUCK STACK | THANKSGIVING WINE BAG 3-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHREE BAGS. ZERO FUX GIVEN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThree times the attitude, with a little extra savings. Get all three of our Thanksgiving wine bags for \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e$32 instead of $36. That’s $4 saved\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e just for keeping the whole dirty crew together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eMeet The Thankful As Fuck Stack — three unapologetically inappropriate wine bags made for Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and bringing a little bad behavior to the Thanksgiving table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIncludes all THREE exclusive Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGobble Till You Wobble\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTime to Get Basted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLet’s Get Plucked Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE BAG DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSet of 3 reusable white wine gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature Subtle Fux graphic designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, and hostess gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree bags. Four bucks saved. Zero manners required.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974279594227,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/8CE52CE1-4500-4E7D-B93E-666D9DCE0F97.png?v=1792864392"},{"product_id":"let-s-get-plucked-up-funny-thanksgiving-wine-bag","title":"LET’S GET PLUCKED UP THANKSGIVING WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLET’S GET PLUCKED UP. IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFamily drama, questionable conversations, and a little too much wine? Sounds like Thanksgiving to us.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eOur \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet’s Get Plucked Up Wine Bag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is made for the kind of Thanksgiving gathering where the turkey isn’t the only thing getting roasted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing bold black lettering surrounded by autumn-inspired feathers, this reusable wine bag brings just the right amount of inappropriate humor to your holiday festivities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving dinner, hostess gifts, family gatherings, or anyone who knows the holidays are better with a bottle of wine and absolutely zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause sometimes being thankful means having a full glass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReusable white fabric wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNatural-colored rope drawstring closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eAutumn-inspired feather design with bold black lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned to hold a standard 750 mL wine bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLightweight, reusable, and perfect for gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Thanksgiving hosts, Friendsgiving parties, wine lovers, best friends, holiday dinners, and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67981878198515,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/320CA00B-69AB-4FB4-9939-D5CE83177AB42.png?v=1792861245"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/collections\/B79C28D3-0C6A-4087-8AFD-FB78841CEE52.png?v=1792875439","url":"https:\/\/subtlefux.com\/collections\/the-dirty-bird-collection.oembed","provider":"Subtle FUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}