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Being iconic means embracing your unique style, exuding confidence, and making a lasting impact. This line embodies those qualities, offering bold designs that reflect your fearless attitude. 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Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; 9.4 oz CVC fleece—80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester—offering warmth and breathability for those who live life boldly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSelf-fabric elastic waistband with a tonal drawcord ensures a customizable fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTwo side pockets and a back pocket provide ample space to stash your essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Elevate your casual wear with these joggers that blend effortless style with a fearless edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLine dry in shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care instructions will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Heavyweight Fleece Joggers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Jaqi is 5'4\" and wearing a size small.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":46760664629491,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760664662259,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760664695027,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760664727795,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760664760563,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/600A5082.jpg?v=1740961441"},{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch-light-blue-heavy-weight-joggers-copy","title":"BE KIND...OF A BITCH JOGGER","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNice-ish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep into our \u003cb\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Joggers\u003c\/b\u003e, where comfort meets a fuck-it attitude. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; 9.4 oz CVC fleece—80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester—offering warmth and breathability for those who live life boldly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSelf-fabric elastic waistband with a tonal drawcord ensures a customizable fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTwo side pockets and a back pocket provide ample space to stash your essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Elevate your casual wear with these joggers that blend effortless style with a fearless edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLine dry in shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care instructions will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Heavyweight Fleece Joggers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":46760682750195,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760682782963,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760682815731,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760682848499,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760682881267,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_4615_2.jpg?v=1740953053"},{"product_id":"i-dont-give-a-fuck-light-blue-heavy-weight-joggers","title":"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK JOGGERS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnapologetic by design.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep into our \u003cb\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Joggers\u003c\/b\u003e, where comfort meets a fuck-it attitude. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; 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Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; 9.4 oz CVC fleece—80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester—offering warmth and breathability for those who live life boldly.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSelf-fabric elastic waistband with a tonal drawcord ensures a customizable fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eTwo side pockets and a back pocket provide ample space to stash your essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Elevate your casual wear with these joggers that blend effortless style with a fearless edge.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eLine dry in shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care instructions will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Heavyweight Fleece Joggers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size Medium. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"2XS","offer_id":46760696152307,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760696185075,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760696217843,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760696250611,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760696283379,"sku":null,"price":46.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0856.heic?v=1740986440"},{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-pale-yellow-heavy-weight-hoodie","title":"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT HOODIE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCuriosity has consequences…\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEmbrace your inner rebel with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; 9.4 oz CVC fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, offering warmth and breathability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eClassic pullover design with drop shoulders for a laid-back, couldn’t-give-a-fuck vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eKangaroo pocket perfect for stashing your essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRibbed sleeve cuffs ensure a snug fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSelf-fabric lined hood adds an extra layer of comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, ready to keep up with your bold lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFollowing these care instructions will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Heavyweight Fleece Hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size Medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760718532851,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760718565619,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760718598387,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760718631155,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0852.heic?v=1740982312"},{"product_id":"i-dont-give-a-fuck-light-blue-heavy-weight-hoodie","title":"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOODIE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnapologetic by design.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEmbrace your inner rebel with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; 9.4 oz CVC fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester, offering warmth and breathability.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eClassic pullover design with drop shoulders for a laid-back, couldn’t-give-a-fuck vibe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eKangaroo pocket perfect for stashing your essentials.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRibbed sleeve cuffs ensure a snug fit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eSelf-fabric lined hood adds an extra layer of comfort.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape and size, ready to keep up with your bold lifestyle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFollowing these care instructions will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Heavyweight Fleece Hoodie.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Jaqi is 5'4\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760721318131,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760721350899,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760721383667,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760721416435,"sku":null,"price":54.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_3884_4.jpg?v=1740959816"},{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch-light-blue-heavy-weight-hoodie","title":"BE KIND...OF A BITCH HOODIE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNice-ish. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eEmbrace your inner rebel with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHeavyweight Fleece Hoodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; 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Tailored for a relaxed fit, this masterpiece combines cotton with recycled polyester—because who says you can’t be eco-friendly while giving zero fucks? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; heavy-weight 9.4 oz fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pullover design with drop shoulders; ribbed detailing at the crew neck and sleeve cuffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Combines comfort with effortless style \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Crewneck Sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDesigned by our model, Britt, our \u003cem\u003eFUCKIN ICONIC\u003c\/em\u003e collection is for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003ethose who know they’re the shit and aren’t afraid to show it. 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Each piece is crafted to help you stand out and leave your mark, because you deserve nothing less than to be fuckin iconic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760837742835,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760837775603,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760837808371,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760837841139,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_4600.jpg?v=1740899945"},{"product_id":"classy-as-fuck-lavender-kiss-crop-top","title":"CLASSY AS FUCK CROP","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSophistication with a attitude  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOwn your unapologetic style with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCropped Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Designed for a relaxed, cropped fit, this badass tee combines effortless style with lasting quality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed, cropped fit; heavyweight 6.5 oz, 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Preshrunk to maintain fit and shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Cropped Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Jaqi is 5'4\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760845607155,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760845639923,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760845672691,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760845705459,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/FullSizeRender.heic?v=1741014350"},{"product_id":"fuck-your-feelings-black-star-crop-top","title":"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS CROP","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensitivity not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOwn your unapologetic style with our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eCropped Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Designed for a relaxed, cropped fit, this badass tee combines effortless style with lasting quality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed, cropped fit; heavyweight 6.5 oz, 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Preshrunk to maintain fit and shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Cropped Tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned by our model, Sarah, our \u003cem\u003eFUCK YOUR FEELINGS\u003c\/em\u003e collection is a bold statement for those who are done with the endless complaints and oversharing. We all have our own shit to handle; this line reminds everyone to toughen up and deal with their own problems. Wear it as a badge of resilience and stop with the victim mentality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760846262515,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760846295283,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760846328051,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760846360819,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_4640.jpg?v=1740955403"},{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch-light-blue-happy-face-heavyweight-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"BE KIND...OF A BITCH CREWNECK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNice-ish.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOwn your edge with our heavyweight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Tailored for a relaxed fit, this masterpiece combines cotton with recycled polyester—because who says you can’t be eco-friendly while giving zero fucks? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; heavy-weight 9.4 oz fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pullover design with drop shoulders; ribbed detailing at the crew neck and sleeve cuffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Combines comfort with effortless style \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Crewneck Sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760847245555,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760847278323,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760847311091,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760847343859,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0830_2.heic?v=1740977471"},{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-pale-yellow-heart-heavyweight-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT CREWNECK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCuriosity has consequences…  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOwn your edge with our heavyweight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Tailored for a relaxed fit, this masterpiece combines cotton with recycled polyester—because who says you can’t be eco-friendly while giving zero fucks? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; heavy-weight 9.4 oz fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pullover design with drop shoulders; ribbed detailing at the crew neck and sleeve cuffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Combines comfort with effortless style \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Crewneck Sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size Medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760850030835,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760850063603,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760850096371,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760850129139,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0859.heic?v=1740983059"},{"product_id":"fuck-your-feelings-black-star-heavyweight-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS CREWNECK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensitivity not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOwn your edge with our heavyweight\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eCrewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e. Tailored for a relaxed fit, this masterpiece combines cotton with recycled polyester—because who says you can’t be eco-friendly while giving zero fucks? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Relaxed fit; heavy-weight 9.4 oz fleece composed of 80% cotton and 20% recycled polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pullover design with drop shoulders; ribbed detailing at the crew neck and sleeve cuffs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Pre-shrunk to maintain its shape, ensuring it withstands daily wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Combines comfort with effortless style \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron on printed area. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your Crewneck Sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eDesigned by our model, Sarah, our \u003cem\u003eFUCK YOUR FEELINGS\u003c\/em\u003e collection is a bold statement for those who are done with the endless complaints and oversharing. We all have our own shit to handle; this line reminds everyone to toughen up and deal with their own problems. Wear it as a badge of resilience and stop with the victim mentality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":46760850751731,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":46760850784499,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760850817267,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760850850035,"sku":null,"price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0854.heic?v=1740983470"},{"product_id":"fuckin-iconic-bone-tee","title":"FUCKIN ICONIC TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnapologetic. Unstoppable. Unforgettable.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMake a statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned by our model, Britt, our \u003cem\u003eFUCKIN ICONIC\u003c\/em\u003e collection is for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ethose who know they’re the shit and aren’t afraid to show it. Being iconic means embracing your unique style, exuding confidence, and making a lasting impact. This line embodies those qualities, offering bold designs that reflect your fearless attitude. Each piece is crafted to help you stand out and leave your mark, because you deserve nothing less than to be fuckin iconic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760855208179,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760855240947,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760855273715,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_45932.jpg?v=1740902283"},{"product_id":"classy-as-fuck-lavender-kiss-tee","title":"CLASSY AS FUCK TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSophistication with a attitude  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMake a statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e The Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Jaqi is 5'4\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760855503091,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760855535859,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760855568627,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG-4431.jpg?v=1741014173"},{"product_id":"fuck-your-feelings-black-star-tee","title":"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS TEE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSensitivity not included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMake a statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewith \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDesigned by our model, Sarah, our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFUCK YOUR FEELINGS\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e collection is a bold statement for those who are done with the endless complaints and oversharing. We all have our own shit to handle; this line reminds everyone to toughen up and deal with their own problems. Wear it as a badge of resilience and stop with the victim mentality.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760855765235,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760855798003,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760855830771,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_4650.jpg?v=1740979025"},{"product_id":"be-kind-of-a-bitch-light-blue-happy-face-tee","title":"BE KIND...OF A BITCH TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNice-ish.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eMake a statement \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewith\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e The Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Sarah is 5'10\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760856223987,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760856256755,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760856289523,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_0834_2.heic?v=1740977366"},{"product_id":"fuck-around-and-find-out-pale-yellow-heart-tee","title":"FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT HEART TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCuriosity has consequences…  \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMake a statement with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Britt is 5'8\" and wearing a size Medium. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760856781043,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760856813811,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760856846579,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/IMG_4743.jpg?v=1740979729"},{"product_id":"i-dont-give-a-fuck-gray-teddy-bear-tee","title":"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK TEE","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnapologetic by design.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMake a statement with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e—crafted for those who don’t give a damn about the norm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; Feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eRelaxed fit, heavyweight 6.5 oz, 22-singles 100% combed cotton (marles contain 15% viscose)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesign Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDurability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Built to withstand daily wear; preshrunk to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eStyle Statement\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e: Effortless style and lasting quality—because who has time for mediocre bullshit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eMachine wash cold with like colors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not tumble dry; instead, line dry in shade to prevent shrinkage.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"p1\"\u003eDo not iron on printed area.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eFollowing these care guidelines will help maintain the quality and longevity of your tee.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOur model Jaqi is 5'4\" and wearing a size small. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46760857272563,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46760857305331,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46760857338099,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/600A48412.jpg?v=1740905580"},{"product_id":"gobble-till-you-wobble-wine-bag","title":"GOBBLE TILL YOU WOBBLE THANKSGIVING WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet’s get this bird started.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThanksgiving is all about good food, questionable family conversations, and a little too much wine. Forget the boring gift bag. Show up with something that brings the laughs before the first cork is popped.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause subtle isn’t really our thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Gobble Till You Wobble” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and holiday gatherings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974168969459,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/D19EA5C8-057B-48A4-9958-827BB4CB5C1C2.png?v=1792809785"},{"product_id":"lets-get-plucked-up-wine-bag","title":"SLEIGH BITCH HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSleigh all day. Misbehave all night.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the holiday queens who bring the attitude, the wine, and absolutely zero interest in being on the nice list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause nothing says Christmas spirit quite like a bottle of wine and a little holiday sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSleigh, bitch. Sleigh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Sleigh Bitch” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974180307187,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/CDB1CAF4-DBCC-4EF6-86E2-3D2492CA17892.png?v=1792812197"},{"product_id":"the-dirty-bird-collection","title":"THE THANKFUL AS FUCK STACK | THANKSGIVING WINE BAG 3-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHREE BAGS. ZERO FUX GIVEN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThree times the attitude, with a little extra savings. Get all three of our Thanksgiving wine bags for \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e$32 instead of $36. That’s $4 saved\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e just for keeping the whole dirty crew together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eMeet The Thankful As Fuck Stack — three unapologetically inappropriate wine bags made for Friendsgiving, hostess gifts, and bringing a little bad behavior to the Thanksgiving table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIncludes all THREE exclusive Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eGobble Till You Wobble\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTime to Get Basted\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLet’s Get Plucked Up\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE BAG DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSet of 3 reusable white wine gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature Subtle Fux graphic designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, and hostess gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree bags. Four bucks saved. Zero manners required.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974279594227,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/8CE52CE1-4500-4E7D-B93E-666D9DCE0F97.png?v=1792864392"},{"product_id":"santas-favorite-ho-wine-bag","title":"SANTA'S FAVORITE HO HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSomebody has to be Santa’s favorite.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the one who’s been naughty all year and has absolutely no plans to change. Wrap up that bottle of wine with a little holiday attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause being nice is overrated, and Santa clearly has a type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Santa’s Favorite Ho” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974358532339,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/C6CFD151-AD26-4B9B-9CB2-F2B873C4E5DE2.png?v=1792812618"},{"product_id":"santas-favorite-ho-wine-bag-copy","title":"HO HO HO HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eNot your grandmother’s Christmas spirit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eA little naughty, a little festive, and definitely not on Santa’s approved gift list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe perfect wine bag for your favorite troublemaker who knows exactly how to make the holidays interesting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHo. Ho. Ho. You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Ho Ho Ho” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974370230515,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/C8578298-12D0-4B36-836C-928F3994BE262.png?v=1792812774"},{"product_id":"ho-ho-ho-wine-bag-copy","title":"SANTA SAID YOU NEED THIS HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon’t blame us. Blame Santa.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eApparently, Santa took one look at your year and decided a bottle of wine was absolutely necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eThe perfect holiday gift for the friend who deserves a little liquid encouragement and a whole lot of laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSanta knows best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Santa Said You Need This” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974376685811,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/E2CA226F-E023-434C-9847-1A3D380231E62.png?v=1792813022"},{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-wine-bag","title":"FESTIVE AS FUCK HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDeck the halls. Pour the wine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the ones who take their holiday spirit seriously but their behavior? Not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBring a little extra attitude to your Christmas parties, hostess gifts, and festive celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause subtle isn’t really our thing. Especially at Christmas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Festive as Fuck” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974411485427,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/FDE4FA3E-D7AE-4A76-9338-6FC6D16D1E412.png?v=1792813869"},{"product_id":"festive-as-fuck-wine-bag-copy","title":"CHEERS TO THE NAUGHTY LIST HOLIDAY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe nice list is overrated.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHere’s to bad decisions, inappropriate jokes, and being exactly the kind of person Santa warned everyone about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBring the wine, raise a glass, and celebrate another year of being beautifully unapologetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCheers to the naughty ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our exclusive “Cheers to the Naughty List” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, hostess gifts, and gifting your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974422102259,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/932CCF0E-49B0-419F-9363-8E21526F212C.png?v=1792813990"},{"product_id":"the-naughty-seven-holiday-wine-bag-collection","title":"THE MERRY FUCKING EVERYTHING STACK | HOLIDAY WINE BAG 7-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGIVE SIX. KEEP ONE. YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eYou’ve got friends to shop for, parties to show up to, and a holiday season to survive. So we figured you deserve a little something, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMeet The Merry Fucking Everything Stack — seven unapologetically inappropriate holiday wine bags made for gifting, giving, and keeping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBuy six for your favorite bitches, and we’ll throw in the seventh for you. Because after all that generosity, you deserve a little reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSEVEN BAGS. SIX YOU PAY FOR. ONE THAT’S ON US.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eAn $84 value for just $72.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes all SEVEN reusable white wine gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSix bags for gifting, plus one FREE bag for yourself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSeven exclusive Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSleigh Bitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSanta’s Favorite Ho\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eHo Ho Ho\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSanta Said You Need This\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFestive as Fuck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCheers to the Naughty List\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eYou’re Fucking Welcome — \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eYOUR FREE BAG!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for Christmas parties, holiday gifting, hostess gifts, and your favorite troublemakers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeven bags. Six you pay for. One that’s on us.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p6\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67974437667059,"sku":null,"price":72.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/D013992E-96BB-4F02-8B27-ABF11FFEF628.png?v=1792864354"},{"product_id":"the-bad-bitch-bundle","title":"THE BAD BITCH STACK  | WINE BAG 3-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSAME BITCHES. BETTER WINE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSome friendships are built on trust. Others are built on questionable decisions, inappropriate conversations, and a mutual appreciation for wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eMeet The Bad Bitch Stack — three unapologetically inappropriate wine bags for your favorite partners in crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eGet all three for \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e$32 instead of $36\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e. That’s $4 saved for keeping your favorite bad influences together.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for girls’ nights, birthdays, bestie gifts, or just reminding your favorite bitches why you love them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIncludes all THREE Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCheers Bitch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSame Bitch, Different Bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThanks for Being a Bad Influence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE BAG DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSet of 3 reusable white wine gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature Subtle Fux graphic designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for girls’ nights, birthdays, hostess gifts, and everyday gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree bags. Four bucks saved. Bad influences included.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975005143283,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/13598F42-FF49-4A14-8A47-C60BD4CDF276.png?v=1792868082"},{"product_id":"cheers-bitch-wine-bag","title":"CHEERS BITCH WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCHEERS TO BAD DECISIONS AND EVEN BETTER FRIENDS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the friend who always shows up with wine, questionable advice, and absolutely no judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWhether it’s girls’ night, a birthday, or just another excuse to get together, this wine bag brings a little attitude to the occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eCheers, bitch. Love you. Mean it. XO.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Cheers Bitch” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and celebrating your favorite bad influences\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975089324275,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/69268F4A-FF4B-47E0-93C9-9B4F7EC58D373.png?v=1792817465"},{"product_id":"same-bitch-different-bottle-wine-bag","title":"SAME BITCH, DIFFERENT BOTTLE WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSAME BITCH. NEW BOTTLE. SAME BAD DECISIONS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause some things never change. Same bestie, same questionable conversations, just a different bottle of wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for the friend who’s been there through every bad decision, every late-night confession, and every “we’re never drinking again” moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSome friendships age like fine wine. Others just need another bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Same Bitch, Different Bottle” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, bestie gifts, and celebrating your favorite bad influences\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975093420275,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/7C7F7739-241B-48BB-834A-AEC5A9B9E29D3.png?v=1792817685"},{"product_id":"thanks-for-being-a-bad-influence-wine-bag-price-12-00","title":"THANKS FOR BEING A BAD INFLUENCE WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGOOD FRIENDS DON’T LET YOU MAKE BAD DECISIONS ALONE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the friend who’s always down for one more glass, one more adventure, and one more questionable decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause life’s more fun with someone who encourages your bad ideas instead of talking you out of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eHere’s to the friendships that probably should’ve come with a warning label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Thanks for Being a Bad Influence” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, bestie gifts, and celebrating your favorite partners in crime\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975096598771,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/D3960B32-A5D1-4C53-B1DF-5E4FC812C4B33.png?v=1792817750"},{"product_id":"the-liquid-therapy-collection-wine-bag-3-pack","title":"THE LIQUID THERAPY STACK | WINE BAG 3-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHREE BAGS. 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THAT’S $4 SAVED!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWhether you’re gifting your favorite wine lover, showing up for girls’ night, or bringing a little humor to someone’s day, this trio delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eNo appointment necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIncludes all THREE exclusive Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDoctor’s Orders\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — Because sometimes the prescription calls for wine.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCheaper Than Therapy\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — For those days when you just need a glass and a good laugh.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJuice Cleanse\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — 100% fermented grapes. 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Doctor’s orders.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975098401011,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/24927C1A-6CC6-4B91-9E07-A286C3FAF4C9.png?v=1792868579"},{"product_id":"doctors-orders-wine-bag","title":"DOCTOR'S ORDERS WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA LITTLE WINE NEVER HURT. DOCTOR’S ORDERS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eLong day? Rough week? Life doing the absolute most? Sounds like someone needs a prescription for a little wine and a whole lot of relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSkip the boring gift bag and deliver a dose of sarcasm instead. No waiting room required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Doctor’s Orders” prescription-inspired graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and anyone who could use a good laugh\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975108919539,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/DDCFFA3C-FC4E-40F9-BF66-C1447E2BF342.png?v=1792818554"},{"product_id":"cheaper-than-therapy-wine-bag","title":"CHEAPER THAN THERAPY WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSOME DAYS JUST CALL FOR WINE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBad day? Long week? One of those moments where you just have to laugh before you lose your shit?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eMeet your new favorite way to gift a bottle of wine, wrapped in a little sarcasm and a whole lot of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best gift isn’t advice. It’s showing up with wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Cheaper Than Therapy” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975204339955,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/35ABCDC9-3857-4521-8D31-5CAB11E9A8F1.png?v=1792819113"},{"product_id":"juice-cleanse-wine-bag","title":"JUICE CLEANSE WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJUST A LITTLE JUICE CLEANSE. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eWho says a juice cleanse has to involve kale, celery, or questionable green liquids?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eOur version involves fermented grapes, a good bottle of wine, and absolutely zero interest in giving up the things we love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for the friend who takes her wine seriously but her wellness routine? Not so much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Juice Cleanse” graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and your favorite wine lovers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975206568179,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/7D51585E-0426-4EF4-9D2A-E3A1D0D61C2A.png?v=1792819236"},{"product_id":"a-gift-for-you-whore-wine-bag","title":"A GIFT FOR YOU, WHORE WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSWEET, CLASSY, AND JUST A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNothing says “I thought of you” quite like a beautiful floral design with a completely inappropriate message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage-inspired needlepoint meets signature Subtle Fux attitude. Sweet enough to look innocent, bold enough to make your favorite bitch laugh before she even opens the wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, bestie gifts, hostess gifts, or simply reminding someone how much you fucking adore them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeatures our signature “A Gift for You, Whore” floral needlepoint-style graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and just-because gifting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975769358579,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/402EB2E5-E267-4660-9FF2-37BBBF745C7B.png?v=1792822376"},{"product_id":"bitch-i-got-you-something-wine-bag","title":"BITCH, I GOT YOU SOMETHING WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBECAUSE YOU DESERVE A LITTLE SOMETHING, BITCH.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSome gifts come with a heartfelt message. Ours come with a little attitude and absolutely no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor your favorite bitch who deserves to be spoiled, celebrated, or surprised just because. Whether it’s her birthday, girls’ night, or a random Tuesday, this wine bag makes the gift almost as good as what’s inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBold, bright, and unapologetically inappropriate. Just the way we like it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Bitch, I Got You Something” graphic in hot pink and turquoise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, bestie gifts, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and just-because surprises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975842726131,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/A4C20AC3-7E0E-4412-A9A3-BA7CD3324C13.png?v=1792822522"},{"product_id":"because-i-fucking-love-you-wine-bag","title":"BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSOME PEOPLE JUST DESERVE A LITTLE EXTRA FUCKING LOVE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eForget the mushy cards and predictable gifts. When you love someone this much, subtle just isn’t going to cut it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor your ride-or-die, your favorite bitch, or that special someone who deserves to know exactly how you feel — with absolutely no filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSweet enough to make them smile. Inappropriate enough to make them laugh. And a whole lot more memorable than a boring bottle bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Because I Fucking Love You” graphic with a teal satin bow, gold accents, and heart-shaped charm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, bestie gifts, anniversaries, hostess gifts, and just-because surprises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67975993524467,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/DFE7D326-3430-4BDE-B729-B4CFBBA32B28.png?v=1792822748"},{"product_id":"the-pour-decisions-collection-wine-bag-3-pack","title":"THE POUR DECISIONS STACK | WINE\/CHAMPAGNE BAG 3-PACK","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGOOD WINE. POUR DECISIONS. ZERO FUX GIVEN.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSome decisions are questionable. Others are worth pouring another glass for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eMeet \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Pour Decisions Stack\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — three unapologetically cheeky wine\/champagne bags for the ones who prefer wine over beer, aren’t afraid to pop a little something, and know that quitting is never a good look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGET ALL THREE FOR $32 INSTEAD OF $36. THAT’S $4 SAVED!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm served with their favorite bottle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause showing up with wine is good. Showing up with \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewine\/champagne\u003c\/span\u003e and a little attitude? Even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003eIncludes all THREE signature Subtle Fux designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePop This Bitch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — Because some occasions deserve a little popping off.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eToo Bougie for Beer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — For the ones with expensive taste and absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCorks Are for Quitters\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e — Because sometimes the cork is just getting in the way of a good time.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p6\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE BAG DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSet of 3 reusable white \u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003ewine\/champagne\u003c\/span\u003e gift bags\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closures with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature Subtle Fux graphic designs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, and everyday gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWine\/champagne\u003c\/span\u003e bottles not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThree bags. Four bucks saved. Zero pour decisions regretted.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p7\"\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67976187478259,"sku":null,"price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/12386616-2491-4DA6-A2B3-6370222664A7.png?v=1792863337"},{"product_id":"pop-this-bitch-wine-bag","title":"POP THIS BITCH CHAMPAGNE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSOME OCCASIONS DESERVE A LITTLE POPPING OFF.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBirthdays, breakups, promotions, or just surviving another week. Honestly, do we really need a reason to celebrate?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the friend who knows how to make an entrance, appreciates a good bottle, and never shows up empty-handed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a chic cork-and-bow design with just the right amount of attitude, this isn’t your average wine gift bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white champagne gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Pop This Bitch” graphic with a cork and turquoise bow\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, celebrations, hostess gifts, and just-because surprises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eChampagne bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67976242725107,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/3E862083-2FD1-443B-AA02-242F74EF40A1.png?v=1792823396"},{"product_id":"too-bougie-for-beer-champagne-bag-copy","title":"CORKS ARE FOR QUITTERS WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eQUITTERS NEVER WIN. ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE’S WINE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eSome people know when to call it a night. Others know there’s still another bottle waiting to be opened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the friend who never needs an excuse to pour another glass, always brings the good wine, and believes a little inappropriate humor makes everything better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a clever cork-inspired design, this wine bag brings just the right amount of attitude to your next gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause life’s too short for boring gifts and bad wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIncludes one reusable white wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDrawstring closure with natural-colored rope\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatures our signature “Corks Are for Quitters” graphic with a realistic wine cork incorporated into the lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for birthdays, girls’ nights, hostess gifts, wine lovers, and just-because surprises\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67976480686323,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/418E5B46-693D-45A2-A8DA-40694BCAE949.png?v=1792823979"},{"product_id":"for-the-hostess-with-the-fucking-mostest-wine-bag-1","title":"FOR THE HOSTESS WITH THE FUCKING MOSTEST WINE BAG","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHE HOSTS. YOU BRING THE BOOZE. EVERYONE WINS.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFor the woman who throws a damn good party, keeps everyone’s glass full, and somehow manages to put up with all of your shit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eOur \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFor the Hostess with the Fucking Mostest Wine Bag\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e is the perfect way to say thanks for the food, the drinks, and the questionable decisions that inevitably follow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eFeaturing a retro-inspired design with pops of turquoise, pink, and gold, this bag turns an ordinary bottle of wine into a hostess gift that’s anything but ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003ePerfect for dinner parties, girls’ nights, housewarmings, birthdays, and anyone who deserves a little recognition for being the fucking mostest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003eBecause showing up empty-handed is rude. Showing up with wine and attitude? That’s how you get invited back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE DIRTY DETAILS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eReusable white fabric wine gift bag\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNatural-colored rope drawstring closure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSignature retro-inspired graphic design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDesigned to hold a standard 750 mL wine bottle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eLightweight, reusable, and perfect for gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWine bottle not included\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE PERFECT GIFT FOR:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Hostesses, best friends, dinner parties, housewarmings, girls’ nights, and anyone who knows how to throw a fucking good party.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause great wine deserves a better outfit.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Subtle FUX","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67981458276595,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0743\/3076\/7603\/files\/7FA4ABD4-3ABE-477F-93D2-694B6B1B34BF2.png?v=1792857268"}],"url":"https:\/\/subtlefux.com\/collections\/shop-all.oembed?page=2","provider":"Subtle FUX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}